
A hip new cult has risen from the dark streets of America and has spread all over the globe. Amongst their ranks they welcome misfits, street toughs, witches, warlocks, and the devil.
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They're here to create mayhem, disorder, and debauchery. They may already be in your neighborhood. Teaching in your schools and sorting mail at your post offices. They play dangerous demonic board games and enjoy loud music.
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Some signs that your loved ones may already be under their influence including usage of blinking souvenir cups, clown makeup, and leaving the house in the evening on select nights in September and October. This is when they perform their darkest rituals known as 'stay and screams' which are not to be witnessed by the feint of heart.
It's believed since 1991 members have been infiltrating society so its possible to find cultists of all ages. Be on the look out for them as they can be easily identified by their wardrobe of faded black t-shirts and fishnet arm sleeves. They can be found exploring abandoned schoolhouses, sewers, and some even claim to have been to space.
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They call themselves the Pizza Fry Society.
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Music to Make Love to Your Clown By
Pizza Fry Society's debut album
'Music to Make Love to Your Clown By' is Pizza Fry Society's personal love letter to the haunt community and our favorite Halloween event. This horror/alternative album is presented in atmosFEARic stereo with rich sound effects and haunting music. The album flows much the same way as a Haunted House with each scene telling its own story as it all crescendos into one big finale.
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Written by John Sebastian La Valle
Music by John Sebastian La Valle
'Vintage Bouquet' and 'The Escape' features guitar by Hunter Fagan
'Warehouse No. 20' features a drone jar performance by Rio Luna La Valle
Voiceovers provided by John Sebastian La Valle and special guests Hunter Fagan, Dakota Whittington, and Jason Ryan Perry
Album artwork by Kevin Quigley Design
Pizza Fry Society logo by @NekoTekkArt
Album art model: Chrystal La Valle
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Released on Gumball Wizard Records
© 2022 Starbound, LLC.


Disco of the Deadliest
Pizza Fry Society's second LP
'Disco of the Deadliest' is a celebration of the love of the macabre and our favorite horror event. This full length album is a follow up to 'Music to Make Love to Your Clown By' continuing the story where the debut album left off.
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Written by John Sebastian La Valle
Music by John Sebastian La Valle
Voiceovers provided by John Sebastian La Valle and special guests Hunter Fagan, Dakota Whittington, Rio Luna La Valle, and Chrystal La Valle
With special performances by Hunter Fagan and Rio Luna La Valle
Album artwork by Starbound Creative
Pizza Fry Society logo by @NekoTekkArt
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Released on Gumball Wizard Records
© 2024 Starbound, LLC.


Holiday Nutmare Fuel
Pizza Fry Society's first EP
When Scrooge makes a deal with the Devil to take Santa out of the way of his plan to make Christmas entirely commercialized, Claus must face a gauntlet of terrors. And to make things worse… will Krampus betray him? This is Pizza Fry Society's holiday overlay and first ever EP.
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Written by John Sebastian La Valle
Music by John Sebastian La Valle
Voiceovers provided by John Sebastian La Valle and special guests Hunter Fagan, Dakota Whittington, and Gary Pounds
Album artwork by Starbound Creative
Pizza Fry Society logo by @NekoTekkArt
Spotify & YouTube video model: Chrystal La Valle
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Released on Gumball Wizard Records
© 2022 Starbound, LLC.
